1. The Earth Vs. Dick Delicious - (Skit) (feat. Rich Whiteman, Sean Coonery & Constance Sex) 1:18
2. Viagrivated Assault (feat. Ruyter Suys of Nashville Pussy) 4:17
3. A Message From the Makers of Ciagra - (Skit) (feat. Scott Corkren of the Spo-its) 0:13
4. Beer Shit, AIDS, and Bad Drugs (feat. Ruyter Suys of Nashville Pussy & Brent Hinds Of Mastodon) 4:23
5. A Band With Benefits? (Skit) (feat. Constance Sex) 0:17
6. Nothing Says Loving Like a Brutal Dutch Oven (feat. Ruyter Suys of Nashville Pussy) 2:58
7. I Won the Drug War (feat. Kevin Sharp of Brutal Truth) 0:41
8. Al Speaks on the Meaning of Life? - (Skit) 0:16
9. The Oder of the Floater (feat. Kira Kuntgumry) 7:20
10. I Want To Kill the Black Eyed Peas 1:06
11. I Wanna Kill the Black Eyed Peas (Slight Return) - [Skit] (feat. Kira Kuntgumry) 0:34
12. Pillow Talk - (Skit) (feat. Kira Kuntgumry) 0:34
13. Post Coital Cuddling Syndrome 3:09
14. A Message From the Makers of Supress-a-Cuddle - (Skit) 0:40
15. What flavor is this? - (Skit) (feat. Rich Whiteman & Sean Coonery) 0:28
16. Feed the Homeless (To Each Other) (feat. Troy Sanders of Mastodon) 1:42
17. I\'m From Georgia - (Skit) 0:24
18. Retarded Girls 2:03
19. Got Meth? - (Skit) (feat. Rich Whiteman & Sean Coonery) 0:20
20. Ghetto Biscuits (feat. Kevin Sharp of Brutal Truth) 2:16
21. A Friend With Cocaine Is A Good Friend (Until the Cocaine Runs Out) (feat. Ruyter Suys of Nashville Pussy & Brent Hinds Of Mastodon) 1:38
22. A Nazi and A Jew Bond Over Blow - (Skit) (feat. Sean Coonery & Kira Kuntgumry) 0:31
23. Dick Vs. The Department of Corrections - (Skit) (feat. Rich Whiteman & Sean Coonery) 0:39
24. Probation (feat. Blaine Cartwright of Nashville Pussy) 1:29
25. Yo, Funbags! - (Skit) (feat. Alyiah Stone) 0:21
26. Mandatory Breast Augmentation (feat. Bill Kelliher of Mastodon) 3:37
27. Fashionable Diarrhea - (Skit) 0:09
28. Groupies Make the World Go \'Round! (feat. Ruyter Suys of Nashville Pussy) 2:09
29. Hugh Sharts In Cincinnati - (Skit) 0:17
30. Clinching When I Should Have Been Pinching (feat. Troy Sanders of Mastodon) 2:57
31. I Shit My Pants for this? - (Skit) 0:10
32. Good Lovin\' Gone Brown (feat. Ruyter Suys of Nashville Pussy) 3:44
33. Dick and Hugh Decorate Their Shoes - (skit) 0:12
34. Jagermeister (It\'s Not For Breakfast Anymore) 1:22
35. Hormones In The Beef (feat. Brent Hinds of Mastodon & Ruyter Suys of Nashville Pussy) 3:14
36. Don\'t Want No Fingers In My Butt 2:01
37. Pornography 3:02
38. A Band With Benefits (Slight Return) - (skit) 0:34
39. Dilation and Extraction 4:49
40. How To Clear A Room In 5:44
Total time: 1:13:44